In my business writing class today our teacher had us bring in a set of "professional instructions" to talk about. There is a guy in my class who had brought instructions to Monopoly, but after finding out that he was the third person in the class to bring in Monopoly instructions he stands and says, "Well, I was in the shower this morning and the directions on the shampoo bottle said "lather, rinse, repeat" but after a couple hours I was late for class... so I think there's a problem with those directions."